Steve, The Lawnmower DUI Guy is easily my favorite Redneck but he obviously wasn’t thinking very clearly during his latest arrest. He seemed to be a little too preoccupied with which carton of cigarettes he was supposed to buy. His wife is a real piece of work so you know he’s in for trouble after screwing up this beer run. Next time maybe Steve will remember that he can’t outrun the “Eye in the Sky”.