There is finally a candidate for President that all Americans can get behind regardless of their politics.
This presidential campaign ad shows why we should cast our vote for the Generic Candidate For President. He’s a person with a face and normal hand gestures whose favorite place is a diner. He understands healthcare, taxes, foreign policy and is willing to discuss these with vague details. He’s also non-specific when it comes to talking about families, faith, education, and the economy. He’s got my vote for sure.