A funny look at Things Dads Never Hear From Their Kids that is sure to not sound familiar to any father. If you are lucky enough to have heard several of these things come out of your kids mouths then you have done an exceptional job of raising your children. I’ve always thought raising independent, responsible, and productive kids that are also kind and caring is the most difficult thing anyone could do It certainly helps to have a sense of humor when it comes to the task of raising kids.